The Proactive Enjoyable Idiotic Paradigm Paradox

I always fill up a glass of water or some other non-alcoholic, potable substance before I go to sleep, whether that be at night or during one of my frequent "Grandma Naps" that form the base of my afternoon schedule. I'm unsure as to whether I drool a lot and just can't find the drool when I wake up or if my body is leaking fluid from somewhere else, but I always wake up very thirsty.

I have to say that sitting on the front porch of my friends' place tonight has been an enjoyable experience. It's slightly humid and there are a shit-ton of bugs flying around me, but at the same time it's nice to be able to sit outside and not be oppressed by the sun or by heat. Maybe me sweating so much is what causes my constant dehydration..anyway..

I made my way over here earlier today after an excruciatingly boring day by myself in my apartment only to find that the door was still locked. I asked one of my friends through text when they would be getting back so I could get my charger out of the house. She replied that there was a key in a secret location (I'm not going to post it on here, duh) and that I could have gotten in any time over the weekend.

Shortly after that my gameboy died and I seem to have left that charger at my parent's house. So now I've resorted to playing ROMs on Laptop whenever the internet at my apartment cuts out..which is frequently...

We are also embroiled in another money battle over the remainder of the security deposit from the HoL. Ronnie sent off a somewhat scathing email to the person who is now in charge of our money, but I believe it's for the best. I'm not going to say too much about my opinions on here...so....yeah....

Changing the subject completely, Erin and I had a brief conversation (I think it lasted 3 maybe 4 sentences) about writing styles and how she should incorporate her name into the titles like Tori Spelling does. I've thought of some, all of which are terrible: ThErin Back Again, All's FErin Love and War, and MErinade. Like I said, they are all terrible. But I think they could be used as an amazing stepping stone towards future book titles that are not lacking in either amazingness or punnity...neither of which I think are actually words.

I'm still working on a way to get my name into the titles. I believe that if I ever am able to do it, it will be the best book title in the world ever...or I could just keep writing short stories...books are too long.